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***Charleston
A Fish Story
By Leslie Jones, Vice Chargée de Presse
Once upon a time in April, in a
beautiful little city by the sea, a small school of playful Chaîne
mermaids and mermen was searching for a quiet reef on which to spend a
languorous afternoon grazing on exotic plankton. They saddled up their
seahorses, left the urchins at home with their nurse sharks, and
gathered all the sand dollars they could find; some members even had
to visit the “loan shark” in preparation for tasting forbidden
ambrosias and sipping rare nectars. After some initial floundering,
Wayne “King Neptune” led them to an undersea grotto where they would
sample delectable treasures of the deep. The grotto had a name: Fish.
They floated through the small
courtyard. Friendly pilot fish guided them to a submerged sand bar,
where glasses of
Champagne sparkled in the sunlight, casting slivers of light onto the
grotto walls. Over the bar dangled a parrot fish. “Oh, buoy!” the
group exclaimed as they munched on tiny morsels of delicious seafood.
The tidbits were so enticing that soon there was complete and utter
quiet: the silence of the clams. They were hooked!
Seating themselves in watery splendor
around the undersea cave, the playful mermen and mermaids allowed
themselves to be waited on hand and foot by the friendly pilot fish,
who brought them everything their hearts and palates could desire.
Spicy mussels swam gracefully in a warm bath of lobster saffron sauce
with a golden Sauvignon Blanc pointing up the delicate liveliness of
their silky texture. A beautifully pungent risotto‑encrusted squid
crowned a crisp and leafy Caesar salad enthroned in a crunchy Parmesan
basket; Pinotage Merlot from that far‑away place called
South Africa heightened the flavors of the rich composition. Haunting
strains of coral music seemed to emanate from the walls of the grotto.
Outside, young groupers could be seen frolicking with slow‑moving
starfish.
Not yet finished plying their guests
with platters of exotic sea fare, the pilot fish magically conjured up
for the ecstatic mermaids and mermen another dish. A raft of rare tuna
sailed in, seared in sesame and perched majestically atop small mounds
of tasso ham-fried rice, all in an amber surround of apricot wasabi
glaze. A Pinot Noir from the
Russian River flowed into glittering stemware to tease the eye and
excite the palate.
Just as some of the mermaids were about
to conch out, the pilot fish gently moved among them once again,
offering steaming cups of coffee filled right to the bream. It was
enough to warm the cockles of their hearts; a crunchy‑topped dessert
cobbler with a soft chocolate center was enough to try men’s soles.
Great food and drink being the main porpoise of the Chaîne, this
experience was nothing to carp about. Fish was decorated with the
highest honor: the sacred seal.
***menu
Fish
April 22, 2001
Spicy Mussels with Lobster Saffron Reduction
Aldana Sauvignon Blanc 1999
Risotto-Encrusted Calamari Caesar Salad in a Toasted Parmesan Basket
Middelvlei Pinotage Merlot 1998
Sesame-Seared Carolina Tuna over
Tasso Ham Fried Rice with Apricot Wasabi Glaze
Merry
Edwards
Russian
River Pinot Noir 1998
Valrhona Chocolate Almond Cobbler with Kahlua Ice Cream
Volker Eisele Cabernet Sauvignon 1997
***Photos by Evan Jones
***captions
1 Dame Dianne Ratner, Dame Jeannie King, and Vice Chargée de Presse
Leslie Jones.
2
Chevalier Steve Parker and Cindy Parker.
3
Kaye Wallace, Vice Chancelier‑Argentier Johnny Wallace, and Fish
waitstaffer.
4
Chevalier George Durst and Chevalier Everett Presson.
5
Chef Matthew Thole and Bailli Wayne King.
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